October 2009
“God wasn’t racist and Hitler was a jew.”
– Poster in the Health room
“Oh. My. God. You are a total Lost fanatic now.”
– Mom [after 2 days of telling her how the entire show went and tweaking out at specific plot points]
Me: Is the jam in the jam jars ours?
Mom: What jam jars?
Me: The ones on the island.
Mom: If they have jam, I bought them for you guys.
“Instead of party favors it’s a bottle of nyquil and some sudafed.”
– Stu [talking about having a sick party since we were both really sick]
Me: I'm watching Mulan.
Justin: I love Mulan!
Me: You love another woman!?
Justin: Mulan's a woman!? But Mulan's in the army!
Me: You love another man!?
Justin: Mulan's a man!? But she's a geisha!
Me: You love another woman!?
Justin: Mulan's a woman!? But he defeated the Huns!
Me: You love another man!?
Justin: BASIL OF BAKER STREET.