August 2011
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autosage asked: hi
you're adorable
you're adorable
okay I am 100% pmsing
dont need no calendar to tell me that
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deeveeflo replied to your post: that fucking fox tried to fuck with my cat again …
i can borrow randall’s paintball gun and i have night vision goggles
can this go down
when I saw the raccoons in the road today, I thought it was the fox and I almost sped up instead of stopping
like I said, you don’t fuck with my cat
in a spill canvas kind of mood
pyralspite:
Taco bell
jealous
3cheersforfiveyears:
10 bucks says you don’t have it in you To conquer fear and quit believing what they tell you to You are careening shamelessly into oblivion You will live alone with your chemicals and gin I am utterly disgusted with the path you trek As inebriated as you can get off your latest pay check I am at a loss for words here I hate to break this to you but being a coward is not a...
the power went out abruptly for about five seconds
elfishh:
the internet was out for like three minutes
I’m totally lost on my dash now
sobs
are you me
that fucking fox tried to fuck with my cat again
you dont
fuck
with
my cat
I heard it fucking screaming outside and raced down the stairs to let my cat in, since I knew it was going after her
the poor thing was rubbing against my legs, purring and looking fucking terrified
I picked her up and walked around with her for a couple minutes
she’s better now
and appears uninjured, which...
reasons why people would want to date me
gay-god:
thefataldr0p:
dont forget
and
watching brokeback mountain
I forgot how attractive jake gyllenhaal was
sarah pushes everyone away from her when she’s depressed/upset/angry blog 2k11
there’s this hot guy named andy who tessa and I call hot andy and one day we were walking across campus and I was like “hey is that hot andy” and we determined that it was
then she looks at me and says “hey, do we know another not hot andy?”
and I said “nope, I just like calling him hot andy”
this night is just getting better and better
/sarcasm
andrew: good for my self-esteem since 2010
it’s like no matter how hard I bust my ass, I’m still always fucking something up o m g
just fucking say no already so I can go to bed omg
Jiggle Billy: im gonna ask a serious question. why do streaming porn sites have "SHARE THIS: FACEBOOK/TWITTER/MYSPACE LOL" links
Jiggle Billy: who in the fuck
I couldn’t find my birth control a while ago so I never took it and now I don’t know when I’m supposed to start my period oops
caiticornia:
i dont get it if your bone is sticking out of your leg why would you be like HEY TAKE A PICTURE
bored
want to go to bed early possibly
but need to wait for this person to answer me asdfjfkew so awk
Do you know why Rose was so reluctant (see "Time...
dahlek:
She had seen him before.
Cut to New Year’s Day 2005, a few months before Nine first entered her life.
In the last moments before his death, Ten went to visit Rose, and told her that she was going to have a really great year, in reference to her adventures to come.
However, due to the fact that he was weak and apparently didn’t know the date, Rose saw him more as a drunken man she...
omg Gab I’m just going to keep that ask in my inbox forever I’m almost in tears I love you <3
I really want to have sex right now
and I’m not really picky about who with
I have a couple preferences but neither are viable options right now sigh
I’m a really fucking terrible person and I wish people would just realize it and hate me because then I wouldn’t feel so bad about being such an awful person
