October 2011
so much love for jess and moho ;-; <3
Send me a number. I'm really bored.
antigravitylovesongs:
1. Picture of yourself? 2. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? 3. Have you ever been dumped? 4. What do you most like about making out? 5. Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? 6. When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? 7. What part...
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[over the phone]
Jess: YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING HOT
Kelsey: I'M NOT THAT HOT
Jess: HOW ARE YOU NOT THAT HOT
Kelsey: I'M JUST CHARISMATIC!!!
kibbless:
I’ve Got Friends in Low Places - Garth...
Peanut butter truffle brownies
thediypanda:
For the Brownies:
1 cup butter
2 cups sugar
3 eggs
3 teaspoons vanilla
2/3 cup cocoa powder
1 cup all purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
For the Peanut Butter Filling:
1/2 cup butter, softened
1/2 cup creamy peanut butter
2 cup powdered sugar
2-3 teaspoons milk
For the Ganache Topping:
1/4 cup creamy peanut butter
2 cups semisweet chocolate...
LAS VEGAS NIGHT IS THE WEEKEND I’M GOING TO MOHO
ALL MY WILDEST DREAMS
ARE COMING
TRUE
Jim, what does it mean?
mishaphilia:
sasquatchandbowlegs:
We do the weird stuff
The hammer is my penis.
Sometimes I think "That's Not My Name" by The Ting...
thebluthcompany:
They call me egg
They call me Annabell
They call me her?
They call me plain
_
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
_
They call me Ann-hog
But I’m the wall yeah
Maybe that church thing
Always the same
_
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
*Actual song here.
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[via text]
Kelsey: Jess take you to ass academy
Me: Jess is going to teach me to dance
Kelsey: Yes
Me: Then I'mma dance with everyone
Kelsey: lol righ
Me: I might dance at, on, or in you. Fair warning
Kelsey: Hot
[several phone calls from Kelsey which I don't answer]
[still via text]
Me: YOU CAN CALL AFTER WE'RE DONE WITH DOCTOR HORRIBLE
Kelsey: "I hake you
Me: You do not
Kelsey: No :(
catplanetcatplanetcatplanet:
whoops i’ve got pokemon on my phone
bye forever guys…………………………
W H A T
juss just yelled out the iwntdow we suck diens for...
I suck diens for pizza
Anonymous asked: <p>you know, now would be a good time for you to evaluate and analyze alex and jess’s asses and describe them both so that we can reach objective conclusions about whose cuisine reigns supreme #ironchef #butts</p>