February 2012
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"Are you sure you really want to do that?"
catpunx:
The next person to ask if I am sure I can handle being a therapist/social worker/non profit worker, reminds of how little money it makes, tries to advise me to reconsider because it’s dangerous, or gives any other condescending piece of advice is going to meet my fury.
People ask me this question and taunt me about it every day, like I am jumping into things uninformed and unaware of...
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January 2012
hamstreak headcannon
gr0sse:
jake gets boners a lot because he is an adolescent boy but he loves his booty shorts and doesnt want to swap them out for something to better confine those boners and when he meets the trolls gamzee convinces him to get a codpiece for exemplary boner ambiguity and high fashion
so he does
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Third fire alarm in four days lol are you fucking kidding me
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livelaughawesome:
could you imagine if people complained about how many names existed
as much as they complained about how many pronouns existed?
“YOU MEAN YOUR NAME IS SARA? WITHOUT AN H? OH MY GOD WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE NORMAL AND USE JILL OR JOHN”
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You know someone was raised Catholic when...
avantxgarden:
May the force be with you.
….and also with you.
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deliberatestate:
When people ask what my biggest fear is I usually say spiders or heights or the inevitable collapse of the universe but honestly it’s Slenderman.
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loosesealbluth:
SOMEONE CALL IX I I
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we-all-drown:
twilightmaze:
we-all-drown replied to your photo: this is me skipping Russian because I am afraid
afraidofclass club
President here,
please take an inhaler and some chamomile and rock back and forth in any one of our lovely corners.
we also have a nice selection of pillows and blankets for you to curl up into, because we are safer in our coccoons
To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before...
– Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser)
This is the most beautiful thing. Can we send her flowers?
(via jaimealyse)
BOOM.
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I think I love you, Janet Howell.
(via panamanianmoon)
Seems only fair.
(via nefariousnewt)
twilightmaze:
chr17 replied to your post:apocalypsesunshine replied to your photo: If I…
C H R I S T I
I LITERALLY JUST SCREAMED
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OH GOD SOMEONE SCHEDULED AN APPOINTMENT WITH ME FOR TONIGHT
SCREAMS
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Me: She's 3 days younger than you.
Tessa: [was born on the 19th] So she was born on the 21st? SEE, I CAN ADD!
Me: ...No you can't. She was born on the 22nd.
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