August 2012
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s-y-c-o-p-h-a-n-t replied to your post: tell us about your butt. what is it like and do you like it? show your work.
this anon knows where it’s at
aw yiss
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Anonymous asked: if one train is heading west at 52 mph and another train is travelling east at 36 mph how long does it take for you to come?
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Anonymous asked: on a scale of 1 to 10 how great are boobs? explain.
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Anonymous asked: turpless tosday
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Anonymous asked: tell us about your butt. what is it like and do you like it? show your work.
tmi tuesday man
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
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So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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notafraidofruins replied to your post: Kelsey and I are going to see that Dark Knight…
Literally 3 hours of extremely sloppy anti-revolutionary propaganda
it was definitely also that
July 2012
The Dark Knight Rises was fucking amazing just wow I dont even know what else to say but as a cinematic experience it was just FANTASTIC
The guy on the motorcycle that just passed us had the license plate LEPEW and had a skunk tail hanging from the back. You can’t make this shit up. New Hampshire. Live free or die.
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Kelsey and I are going to see that Dark Knight movie
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plot twist: all those who say horseback riding isn’t a sport suddenly get educated and realize it is ranked the number 1 most difficult Olympic sport and the 3rd most dangerous sport in the world
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nausage:
PLEASE
TELL ME
AGAIN
HOW
EASY IT IS
TO RIDE HORSES
CLEARLY
HORSES ARE JUST BORN TRAINED
CLEARLY
THEY KNOW
WHAT TO DO
WITHOUT US
HAVING TO ASK
THANKS FOR
ENLIGHTENING US
YES
EQUESTRIANISM
IS SO
FUCKING
EASY
OH AND YES
WE CLEARLY
ABUSE OUR HORSES
AND DONT CARE
HOW
THEY
FEEL
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beesmygod:
CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
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Watchwhaoanon:
clavid:
PARKOUR PARKOUR
omfg he just kickflips off that goat
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I shouldn’t be this upset about my kindle but I’M REALLY UPSET I WANT IT BACK I WANT TO CRY
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s-y-c-o-p-h-a-n-t replied to your post: you are so pretty
you are the sweetest.
<3 no, you~
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A warning.
knezojadransko:
There is a virus going around.
If someone reblogs something to do with giveaway headphones, don’t click the link, and don’t go to the person’s blog.
Also, I suggest not doing read mores for a while. There’s something up with them, too.
Please reblog and spread this around.
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catbums asked: you are so pretty
cries because I want my kindle back why did I leave it in Concord
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I left my kindle at Justin’s house UGHHH NO I NEED THAT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORM OF SWORDS WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
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“Because then I went to dunkin donuts and THEY DIDNT GIVE ME A STRAW THIS IS MY...”
– oh my fucking god mom I’m losing it right now ARE YOU SERIOUS